: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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