one word: firstdatebathroomanal
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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