i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
