32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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