So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
