Where is the hickey?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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