READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i think i have herpe
just one?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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