There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Do plants get herpes?
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