Your dad touched me again.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Randomize
