Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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