Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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