she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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