Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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