So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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