guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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