Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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