found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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