I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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