Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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