their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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