Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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