susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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