I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
