ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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