if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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