Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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