Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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