Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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