You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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