No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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