turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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