So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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