So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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