Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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