yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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