That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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