Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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