the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Randomize
