So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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