By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
you made out with another girl for some wings
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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