I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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