If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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