People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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