Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
