Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We need to get me chipped asap
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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