Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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