thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
