I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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