Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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