I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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