went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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