I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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