so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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