if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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