Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
"it" just moved
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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