just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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